So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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