I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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