Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Drake has all the answers
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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