Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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