dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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