let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Even my vagina gasped.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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