roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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