Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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