oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize
