We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
do herpes really smell.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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