Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
he was CRYING into my vagina
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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