Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
you would pick up someone in the library
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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