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Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
two words...techno handjob
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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