And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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