Can Purell be used as lube?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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