I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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