Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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