Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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