he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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