I can tuck mytits in my pants
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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