mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I got inside last night via doggy door
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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