The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Randomize
