I saw his package. It spoke to me.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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