love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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