I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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