I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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