i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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