ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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