If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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