whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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