Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
my shit smells like andre
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
We're too hungover to prance.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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