i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
The ass gains better be worth it
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