Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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