I look better un-naked...
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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