Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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