How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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