Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
you traded sex for a burrito?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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