Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
this boner is exhausting
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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