Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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