porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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