also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
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