I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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