Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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