taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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