she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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