My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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