why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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