So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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