I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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