Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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