Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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