she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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