Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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