I think scott just propositioned me for sex
That's intense
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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